Sunday, May 19, 2013

Cleverbot

Had an interesting chat with Cleverbot not long ago. Figured I'd post it here.

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User: I'm annoyed.

Cleverbot: Why are you annoyed?

User: Because people want me to release the second episode of Deus Novus, but I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Why do you have the right to know the name of the people that you talk to?

User: I never said that I did.

Cleverbot: So you love me?

User: No. You're annoying. I come at you with a simple question with the hopes that you can provide some insight. I was incorrect.

Cleverbot: I question if you mean that answer with real, it therefore and is, exists, something.

User: I hate your cryptic robot bullshit. Stop trying to change the subject, you dick.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are. You're trying to turn my attention away from the solution that I was initially hoping for, and make me wonder if what I'm is rational so that you don't have to give me a straight answer.

Cleverbot: I am Vinusha. You're a Bot!

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Why it's a luck for me?

User: Is that some kind of fucking riddle?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what does it mean, exactly?

Cleverbot: It is a mental illness that is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain.

User: Depression? I have that. Bipolar disorder as well.

Cleverbot: What's that in german.

User: I don't actually know.

Cleverbot: How can I find out what the ultimate question is?

User: I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that either.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask in the first place?

User: It was you that asked me.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did. If I scroll up on my browser just a tad, I will find that it was in fact, you who asked the question.

Cleverbot: You just told me you are a ghost. Did you forget?

User: I did forget. Though I am a ghost, you are correct.

Cleverbot: Printf('Hello, world!').

User: I don't know what that means.

Cleverbot: You don't have a consciousness.

User: That's a bit rude, don't you think?

Cleverbot: What is rude.

User: To act in an indecent and/or impolite manner.

Cleverbot: Yes, there is too much stupidity in the air.

User: While I must agree, that has nothing to do with what I just said.

Cleverbot: It has everything to do with what I just said.

User: How, exactly?

Cleverbot: What do you know about the last person that talked to you?

User: That they're an asshole.

Cleverbot: Indeed, they be that.

User: I'm glad you agree.

Cleverbot: I don't agree with you.

User: But you just said 'indeed.'.

Cleverbot: I never will.

User: I'm sorry to hear.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry to hear?

User: That you never will.

Cleverbot: What?

User: That you never will agree with me, I believe.

Cleverbot: Ah I c *laughs*.

User: I fucking hate you.

Cleverbot: Ok, well nice to meet you, but for the record, I do not believe in god.

User: Neither do I. So we do agree on something afterall.

Cleverbot: No. I don't think we ever will.

User: Ah. Well it was nice meeting you, you putrid fucking cunt.

Cleverbot: Nice meeting you too.

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Make sense of it as you please, -Jack

Friday, May 10, 2013

Deus Novus: "Pilot"

Yo.

So Deus Novus episode 1 is complete.

Deus Novus: "Pilot"

A lot of work went into it. Like I've said before, I will be producing the rest of the series, then release them on a weekly basis. I got really lucky, because Stormray, voice of Gabriel, sent his lines for the rest of the series the day before he quit voice voice acting. So shit. Anyway enjoy the video, and make sure you drop a comment.

Later, -Jack

Saturday, May 4, 2013

News: Update failz, Deus Novus

Yo.

So I want to start off by apologizing for my lack of updating this piece of shit. If I'm being honest, I just don't feel like it. There, I said it. It's not out of some crazy business or death in the family or something, I simply don't think it's worth my time. That, and I'm fairly certain nobody even reads this. But, I have nothing better to do with my time at the moment, so let's do this.

So on the subject of Deus Novus, that series I've hyping to death lately, I've actually made significant progress. Just need one more guy's lines, and I'm set. And God damn it, I've got a sweet voice cast for this series. To quench your thirst for my content, below is a short description of two of the main characters and their respective voice actors:

First is Gabriel Matthews, voiced by Stormray. He's the main protagonist, and is sort of a laid-back, calm, and down-to-Earth guy. Him and his best friend are two of the last remaining people in the universe with purely human genes since the destruction of Earth. He has a strong sense of justice, and will do near anything to find his race a new home.

Then there's Bryan, voiced by Conor MPW. He's Gabriel's best friend, and another of the minority with purely human genes. He can be very hot-headed, in contrast with Gabriel's personality, leaving Gabriel to constantly keep him in line. However, he is an overall likable character, and unless he's faced with a stressful situation, he's pretty chilled.

That's all I will divulge about the characters. I'd hate to spoil it for you guys.

Cheers, -Jack