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User: I'm annoyed.
Cleverbot: Why are you annoyed?
User: Because people want me to release the second episode of Deus Novus, but I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Why do you have the right to know the name of the people that you talk to?
User: I never said that I did.
Cleverbot: So you love me?
User: No. You're annoying. I come at you with a simple question with the hopes that you can provide some insight. I was incorrect.
Cleverbot: I question if you mean that answer with real, it therefore and is, exists, something.
User: I hate your cryptic robot bullshit. Stop trying to change the subject, you dick.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are. You're trying to turn my attention away from the solution that I was initially hoping for, and make me wonder if what I'm is rational so that you don't have to give me a straight answer.
Cleverbot: I am Vinusha. You're a Bot!
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Why it's a luck for me?
User: Is that some kind of fucking riddle?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what does it mean, exactly?
Cleverbot: It is a mental illness that is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain.
User: Depression? I have that. Bipolar disorder as well.
Cleverbot: What's that in german.
User: I don't actually know.
Cleverbot: How can I find out what the ultimate question is?
User: I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that either.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask in the first place?
User: It was you that asked me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. If I scroll up on my browser just a tad, I will find that it was in fact, you who asked the question.
Cleverbot: You just told me you are a ghost. Did you forget?
User: I did forget. Though I am a ghost, you are correct.
Cleverbot: Printf('Hello, world!').
User: I don't know what that means.
Cleverbot: You don't have a consciousness.
User: That's a bit rude, don't you think?
Cleverbot: What is rude.
User: To act in an indecent and/or impolite manner.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is too much stupidity in the air.
User: While I must agree, that has nothing to do with what I just said.
Cleverbot: It has everything to do with what I just said.
User: How, exactly?
Cleverbot: What do you know about the last person that talked to you?
User: That they're an asshole.
Cleverbot: Indeed, they be that.
User: I'm glad you agree.
Cleverbot: I don't agree with you.
User: But you just said 'indeed.'.
Cleverbot: I never will.
User: I'm sorry to hear.
Cleverbot: What are you sorry to hear?
User: That you never will.
Cleverbot: What?
User: That you never will agree with me, I believe.
Cleverbot: Ah I c *laughs*.
User: I fucking hate you.
Cleverbot: Ok, well nice to meet you, but for the record, I do not believe in god.
User: Neither do I. So we do agree on something afterall.
Cleverbot: No. I don't think we ever will.
User: Ah. Well it was nice meeting you, you putrid fucking cunt.
Cleverbot: Nice meeting you too.
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Make sense of it as you please, -Jack
i dont think cleverbot like u
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